Keep sound wisdom and discretion, and they will be life for your soul and adornment for your neck…………….. Then you will walk on your way securely, and your foot will not stumble…………... If you lie down, you will not be afraid; when you lie down, your sleep will be sweet…………Do not be afraid of sudden terror or of the ruin of the wicked, when it comes,for the Lord will be your confidence and will keep your foot from being caught. Do not withhold good from those to whom it is due, when it is in your power to do it……..Do not say to your neighbor, “Go, and come again, tomorrow I will give it”—when you have it with you………..Do not plan evil against your neighbor, who dwells trustingly beside you……..Do not contend with a man for no reason, when he has done you no harm.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Hey folks here's the story 'bout “Tony the Two Fer”

“Tony the Two Fer” lyrics
(sung Two the tune of “Minnie The Moocha”)

Hey folks here's the story 'bout “Tony the Two Fer”
He was a lowdown hoochie “Two Fer”
He was the RUFFest Couthless Stale
But “Two Fer” had a heart as big as a snail

Hidehidehidehi (Hidehidehidehi)Hodehodehodeho (Hodehodehodeho)Hedehedehedehe (Hedehedehedehe)Hidehidehideho (Hidehidehideho)

He messed around with a bloke named Jaime
He loathed him though he was no “LIME ee”
He looked him down from his uptown
and showed him how he “Twofored” his own around

Hidehidehidehi (Hidehidehidehi)Whoah (Whoah)Hedehedehedehe (Hedehedehedehe)A hidehidehideho (Hidehidehideho)

He had a dream about Yturria’s king of Switzerland
He gave him things that He was stealin
He gave him a HOUSE built of gold and cotton
A diamond mine without a bottom

A hidehidehidehidehidehidehi (Hidehidehidehidehidehidehi)Hodehodehodehodehodehodeho (Hodehodehodehodehodehodeho)... (...)... (...)

He gave him his “Chicago Ranch” and his POLO horses
Each meal He ate was a dozen courses
Had millions of dollars worth of nickels and dimes
He sat around and counted them all millions of times

Hidehidehidehi (Hidehidehidehi)Hodehodehodeho (Hodehodehodeho)Hedehedehedehe (Hedehedehedehe)Hidehidehideho (Hidehidehideho)
YOUR Two, YOUR Two, YOUR “Two fer”

Remix Copyright Jaime Kenedeno
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